19, I usually smell like expensive shampoo or "fresh sex". Married to Drew, he's kinda cool for a guy I guess. Lesbian. Feed me popcorn.
Well

hibuddywazup:

It’s kinda weird seeing all my friends do shit all summer without me. Didn’t ask me to hangout once. So yeah my only friend is my girlfriend, and even feel left out on my football team. I don’t know if it’s all in my head, but no matter what I feel left out.

Good thing you got me and my crazy family

iamjard:

sam weir vs. ikea monkey

robobree:

darning-socks:

Additional stages preceding Stage 4 include, but are not limited to:

  • the scene phase
  • meme-loving fuck
  • incessant roleplayer
  • brainwashed democrat

o

Stuck at Virtual Pets. Always will be.


ACTUAL FIVE YEAR OLDS

ACTUAL FIVE YEAR OLDS

conservativeatheist:

something-something-kyle:

This is what constitutes 60-80% of my dash

Feminism is one confusing movement of convenience and the emotions of the moment.  

conservativeatheist:

something-something-kyle:

This is what constitutes 60-80% of my dash

Feminism is one confusing movement of convenience and the emotions of the moment.  

hibuddywazup:

Art.

A true masterpiece

hibuddywazup:

Art.

A true masterpiece

tastefullyoffensive:

Can’t we all just get along?

tastefullyoffensive:

Can’t we all just get along?

hibuddywazup:

before I hit the gym

My husband is gorgeous just take a look

hibuddywazup:

before I hit the gym

My husband is gorgeous just take a look

hibuddywazup:

I’m bored and hairy

hibuddywazup:

I’m bored and hairy

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